mom

something i dont have

i dont have a mom.

by anonymous January 16, 2023

Ur Mom

Who banged last night

I fucked ‘ur mom’!
Why?
It was awesome

by nofart May 16, 2022

mom apology

In the event your mom f's up and doesn't apologies, instead she'll suddenly act sweeter or friendlier.

Child: *didn't do anything*
Mom: *nags at child for nothing*

Child: *proves innocence*
Mom: *feels guilt* so want to get ice cream?

Child: mom apology accepted

by Momski September 25, 2017

Ur Mom

someone who is apparently really good at sex

brian: i just fucked ur mom last night, biggest ass ever!

by udnndndmss, March 6, 2022

Your Mom

The term is used to mock someone’s mother.

Your mom is so gay

by ieatmoldycheese May 2, 2021

darrell’s mom

The nastiest slut in the world. She’s given so much head that she only has one tooth. Her asshole is so big and rank that Pennywise the clown lives in it. Her ass is so saggy that she looks like she’s walking with four legs.

I heard that woman had a train ran on her, must be Darrell’s Mom.

by Thotty2Notty September 26, 2017

Real Moms

TBH... IDK either.

"Shiet, Real moms."

by PARANPUKE July 15, 2022