I’m dead

Something Barack Hussein Obama juniors son says every second of the day

“I’m dead”

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025

Feliz Navi-dead

When you and your spouse want to kill each other on Christmas. It’s usually used when you’re angry at each other and want the other person dead because they can’t get with the holiday program and wait until last minute to set up the tree or Christmas lights.

Wife: you’ll soon be Feliz Navi-dead when I use the Christmas lights to strangle you!

by Twunk102 December 4, 2025

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

this dude is actually fucking a dead body

Holy shit what the fuck why would he do this

Brian: “this dude is actually fucking a dead body”
Jake: “what the hell why would he do something as horrible as that?”
Brian: “he said no homo tho”
Jake: “oh ok it’s fine then”

by Lil big 4x October 16, 2019

If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.

Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead”

by Fhsd May 7, 2021

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023