The act of completely destroying somebody figuratively or literally slapping someone with/or in the vagina
I beat that idiot in dodgeball by so much that I poon slapped his ass.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
When I was fucking her she wanted me to fist her so I poon slapped her.
by poonslapper6969 December 13, 2016

When you spank Jada Smith's ass in front of Will whilst he plays with his tiny willy, then cum in his mouth and watch him puke while she records and posts it on her instagram
by ManOfSex April 12, 2022

by coDipper April 16, 2021

by Ur Bsf owl :) April 14, 2022

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.
John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
by toddmatt September 17, 2013

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.
The PMPE Slapw
The PMPE Slapw
“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 4, 2022

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
