Ear-eyes

(n.) A derogatory term used to describe someone whose eyes width resembles that of their ears.

1. “Dear ear-eyes, on my way in I hit your chicken, here’s an egg.”
2. Can you hear out of those things ear-eyes?

by Mickie J. March 31, 2025

boobly eyes

When nipples don’t point in the same direction. The breast version of googly eyed.

Look at the boobly eyes on her!!

by Barry DeBeers November 21, 2020

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

A TikTok copypasta that usually appears in the comments of an unnerving, distressing, or scary video. Users may comment this when feeling uncomfortable or uneasy watching the video.

*scary video pops up on FYP*
@xoxo.cacagirl: I'm sorry for looking into your eyes without permission.

by yearof2024 March 23, 2024

Chest Eyes

A person’s nipples.

Everyone has a pair of chest eyes.

by EnderDaniel123 August 2, 2019

Mischievous eyes

Nico pike Baird

He looks like mischievous eyes

by Eltonprawn May 27, 2022

Whispering Eye

Vagina

"Just say it, say you miss her whispering eye"

by Josh "Dufflebag" Spiderpig March 31, 2009