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ey

Same thing as "ay" just with an e.
"Eyy, there we go!"
"Ey, that's a pretty good-looking sandwich."
by A?????? December 7, 2021
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Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.
Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.
by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023
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dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.
Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!
by @jmini249 January 15, 2017
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Titty Eyes

When your nips get hard and you can see it through the shirt and a looks like eyes staring at you.
Bryan: Right now, all I can see are your titty eyes. They are so beautiful and pretty.
by cakejame June 11, 2016
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
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Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.
“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”
by Bakereyes4ever January 14, 2020
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Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus
0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean
by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020
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