Big Tesuque

A giant, unanticipated shit bomb on a remote road, preferably involving a stanky pit toilet

Dude, that huge breakfast burrito this morning made me a drop a Big Tesuque right in that frozen ass outhouse!

by RADM B December 30, 2010

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

hypo-testostero-atmospheria

A condition in which a person is placed in an environment lacking in testosterone, or otherwise put, with an excess of estrogen.

At the bridle shower, the bride's brother suffered from hypo-testostero-atmospheria

by Doc-Jock December 2, 2011

Jerk test

One who is a jerk but more jerkier.

Jason is being a jerk test today than ever before.

by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011

fish test

to see if the girl's vagina smells like fish

i did the fish test on a girl last night.

by bon jovai August 7, 2011

Crash Test Dummy Treatment

Abusive acts against someone, especially in a relationship, to see how much crap one a person can take until they give-up, implode, leave or otherwise just break. This could also be used to refer to the abuse given in a severely rough and overtly dominant S&M relationship.

She is such a bitch. Instead of breaking up with a guy, she used to give her boyfriends the Crash Test Dummy Treatment until they just left her alone. But, her new guy likes receiving as much as she likes giving. That's why they get along so well.

by artwolf September 20, 2011

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012