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table slapping 

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
Man after sex we where table slapping
table slapping by That512life February 9, 2015
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Concrete Slappers 

A pair of large, flat, durable feet, ideal for walking barefoot on concrete, making a slapping noise.
I used to think Gary was a fuckin' idiot walkin' barefoot, you know, like he wanted to get tetanus or something, but I saw his feet, and he's got some concrete slappers.

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.
Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl
Monster Cawk Slapped by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

verbally bitch slapped 

Using words that hurt. Bad.
"Daniel verbally bitch slapped the shit out of you. Shame!"

Slappin the go go stick 

Beatin that dick like it owes you money. Slappin and spanky your soul pole to the rythym of go go music tell you paper weld your favorite male fitness magazine.
Patrick: "How was your night dude? I bone honed some axe wounds last night. Fucking crazy three some with some fine hinas."

Nathan: "Oh, well that's nice I spent all night slappin the go go stick while crying into my own boxers. That you fuckin stapled. Ya FUCK STICK!!!"

Patrick: "Your such a fag haha"

ball slappage 

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise
This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway
ball slappage by Josh May 13, 2005