Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

Entitled Box

Rich White Boy with Daddy Issues

What a fucking Entitled Box

by Me meLord67 October 9, 2021

boxed

break up, rejected, given away

Poor Jimmy. Arthur boxed him after Christmas day.

by Geniusana December 19, 2019

X-Box

When someone asks you if you want to "play Xbox tonight" that means they wanna do sexual thing with you. It is used as a cover up so your kids dont know what it means. They'll think yall are playing video games all night.

Hey babe, wanna go play X-box?

Or
What did you guys do last night? "Oh we just played X-box

by Meadorkk January 31, 2022

Twat box

The female version of a douchebag

"Ugh I can't stand being around that girl, she's such a twat box"

by Smartditz May 11, 2014

Box Breathing

When you have to breathe through your nose for air while providing service on a lady down there

I went down on that girl so long and so hard, that I had to practice Box Breathing

by Earlyfordinner February 19, 2025

selection box

A whore

Your mum is a selection box

Loads of different chocolate in her box

by Kkbutterfly February 28, 2023