trap tit

A Man Child who sells drugs and acts like he is a Billy bad ass, yet still relies upon his mommy' money and credit to get anywhere in life. Basically a grown ass man still sucking on his momma's tits.
That boy ain't nothing but a trap tit.
by Slick74 September 08, 2017
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Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.
I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!
by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024
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Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 12, 2018
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Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you
Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down
by Peepeepoopo man August 27, 2023
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Wobblie tits

Wobblie tits is a nick name for a over weight person
Hey look it’s “wobblie tits” he should join the football team he’d be good
by ndbvwdn l m d,s February 25, 2018
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squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 01, 2020
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Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.
Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits
by _Jacques December 17, 2015
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