Pussy Hermit

A man who tries to fit his entire body inside a pussy and hide there for the rest of his life

Yo, I heard Noah is a pussy hermit

by Lightningmcqueef February 10, 2019

Festival Pussy

Stanky smelling vagina

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
and all of a sudden she stopped and said, "I'm not wearing any underwear and I just got a whiff of festival pussy. I hope it isn't me!" We later determined it was the hipster DJ's BO.

by EDubs September 23, 2016

Pussy Pumper

A pussy pumper is a device used to prolapse a women's vagina using a suction. Women say it gives pleasure but like everything people take it way too far and pump so much that there is 3ft of prolapsed blob hanging out of your pussy.

Girl 1: Hey did you try the new pussy pumper I seen it on Pornhub the other day it looks so fun
Girl 2: OMG that looks like it hurts
Girl 1: OMG I'm gonna try it
Girl 2: Sees girl 1 walking into work limping like someone drove a firetruck up her ass!

by captaincoonkiller88 February 10, 2021

The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.

Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”

by anonymous February 9, 2022

pussy-dial

when you're using your cellphone as a vibrator and accidentally call someone

shit, i can't believe i pussy-dialed my boss last night, #awkward

by Queregard February 27, 2017

Pussy Livers

When you fuck a bitch and you pull your dick out and it’s covered in small blood clots that look like livers

I pulled my dick out and it was covered in pussy livers.

by HannahPistol August 26, 2019

Pussy Berries

The small, liver-like blood clots released from a woman's vagina during a particularly rough menstrual cycle.

My period is awful this month. I can't stop dropping these pussy berries.

Akin to droppin' clots like it's hot

Singular: Pussy berry

by MurphLaSmurf October 25, 2023