Ass hammock

The act of putting your phone in your underwear so you have both hands free when sitting on the toilet

Dont ever use AOC's phone. That nasty bitch puts it's in in her ass hammock so she can wipe her ass with two hands. No telling what kind of socialist funk is in her drawers

by Concretekiller1 MOG May 22, 2019

on my ass

on his nuts

When I come home late, my wife is all on my ass.

by punkpaul October 31, 2017

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

ass-fascist

n. A pseudo-intellectual term for one who enjoys manly rape in the ass, either giving or receiving. Usually these types are in leather.

Stay away from Hans in the washroom, he's a crazy ass-fascist.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

ass mate

A homosexual lover. Nuff said.

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his ass mates.

by Mark H July 15, 2004

ass witch

When your Mom is really pissed and beats your ass. She's an ass witch.

My Mom was such an ass witch when I came home late last night.

by MegaAssWitched April 6, 2005

Willum Ass

An nice, plump backside that's ripe for spanking or anal penetration. Most clearly defined as an ass big enough to hold a cocktail or libation similar to a shelf ass.

Jane has a great Willum Ass, I know this because an ass becomes good when I can rest my beer on her ass when she's standing up.

by George January 19, 2005