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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

“Oh yeah, definitely”
red’s theory by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
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Red October 

When someone gets anal fucked by a big, usually black, dick without lube and the anal sphincter is so inflamed it looks like a red "o". May also include rectal bleeding from the act. Red October refers to the big dick being like a submarine, the red swelling effect it has on the anus, and also the act of getting dry fucked anally with a huge dick.
Adj. Refers to red swollen anus from hard anal sex. "He assfucked that little bitch hard with no lube and gave her a Red October."
Adv. "He Red Octobered that bitch."
Refers to the act of hard anal sex

N. Refers to a large penis. He stuck his Red October up in that ass.
N. Refers to swollen anus from rough anal sex. "Did you see her asshole? It was a Red October."
N. Refers to anal bleeding from rough sex "I heard she had a Red October in her panties after that assfucking."
Red October by Foxxyredd October 26, 2021
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Red Velvet Smooch 

Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
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Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
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