big red thing

a word used to describe a GIANT COCK

do you have a big cock?

yes do you want to see my big red thing?

by shadeypiezz January 28, 2009

red apple smoothie

When u are eating out as girl and she is on her period and blood goes in your mouth and you lick her vagina

I'm cheating on my wife and I got a red apple smoothie from a different school

by Voiddddd April 10, 2017

Red headed stepchild

Noun/Adjective: When someone is extremely undesirable and irrelevant in a group. In some instances you can refer to objects as such.

Timothy: Dude Charlie is like the red headed stepchild of this hockey team.

Mark: Dude I know, I’m trying to go full send but he is always in the way

by John Martian November 29, 2017

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

Red-Baron-Syndrome

When you burn your mouth because you couldn't wait for your oven pizza to cool down.

I burnt the roof of my mouth off when I got Red-Baron-Syndrome.

by Izzman June 28, 2013

red square of affirmation

While on facebook, the red square signals that someone responded to your post in some fashion.

For fanatic fb'ers, it is a wait-and-see hunger and satiety experience.

After I posted the concert photos, I got 6 red squares of affirmation.

I could see the red square of affirmation from across the room. It made me very happy.

by Mumsie dogma March 14, 2011

Rachel Red Johnson

Hoe
Stanky
Whiter than casper
Steels ex-boyfriends
Thinks she's black
loose pussy
Looks like a rat

Was that a human sized rat!? No, that was just Rachel Red Johnson.

by ohhnooo July 9, 2011