Jumping Jack Tutorial

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.

He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019

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Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

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jack off sandwich

A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption

"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"

"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"

by brento ricedaddy February 17, 2009

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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

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I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

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