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Stuff Job

when someone preforms the act of shoving a needle down your urethra, while you recieve a hand job
"hey whats wrong man?"

"last night when betty came over she gave me a stuff job and now i cant pee."
by cling my shaft January 1, 2010
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Clearasil Job

When a man/woman does not wash his/her face for at least several days before giving a hand job with the sole purpose of using the excess oil from his/her face as lubricant.
Damn, that Clearasil job Rebecca just gave me was amazing! She hadn't washed her face in weeks, so it was extra oily.
by PolarBearExpress April 21, 2016
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.
"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."
by tetjob March 20, 2020
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Troll Job

When one receives a blow job under a bridge.
My girl gave me a troll job while we listened to RHCP.
by PimpMeesh September 18, 2021
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Mime Job

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex
GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ
by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023
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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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