My God 

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

My God by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

on god no crosses count by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Slay God 

Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂

Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf

Slay God by Kielee K L March 26, 2024

Is God a table? 

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

Is God a table? by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Rizz god

Rizz god rumored to be the rizzest of all aka Jolay

Your just like the Rizz god from long ago, you get BITCHES!!

Rizz god by Soulvex March 31, 2024

Vampire GOD 

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around

HH IS THE Vampire GOD

Vampire GOD by 201HH April 8, 2024

Blue (God of DBL40-02S) 

The best of the bestest
Champion of every single league in existence (fack checked trust)
One and only Champion and GOD of DBL40-02S (Toshi i will find you if you don't give this man a zenkai)

“Did you know that Blue (God of DBL40-02S) IS the god of DBL40-02S?”

“Really?”

“No he's just a maggot lol”

Blue (God of DBL40-02S) by aRandomMonkey April 17, 2024