Making dick

Doing a blowjob

Mark: Have you heard? Jessica was making dick at the party yesterday.
Jake: I knew I heard something!

by Marker132 August 27, 2021

Hospital Dick

When a man is in the hospital and for no apparent reason his dick decides to become the smallest it’s ever been before.resembling some sort of baby dick or a huge clitorus.

My dick used to be someone what impressive intelligence yesterday day when I went into the hospital.now all I have is a useless hospital dick.fml

by Dz's Nutz May 18, 2021

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

dick’s ass

Any unfavorable condition.

It’s hotter than a dick’s ass in here.

Man1: How did your interview go?

Man2: Dick’s ass.

It smells like a dick’s ass in the kitchen.

What the dick’s ass is this nonsense?

I don’t give a dick’s ass what you think!

This movie is dick’s ass.

This train is moving slower than a dick’s ass.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Marvens dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .

Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big

by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021

Dipson dicked

when some gets fucked by dipson

Yo there’s catylin i think she just got dipson dicked

by Johnbooth December 4, 2021

crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015