Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”
by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022
Get the Tits and totsmug. by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie August 4, 2014
Get the Titting Aroundmug. by chicken 5 January 21, 2020
Get the hairy titmug. A newd pic bearing a single breast complete with areola & nipple.
Any nood digital image, picture, photograh, or anime drawing with a lone specification, in this case the number of breasticles—1. That stipulation must be followed by the sender to qualify as a one (1) tit pic.
Compare to side bewb, under būb, wet t-shirt, nipping out (cut glass), double boubble (no cut), cleavage, mounds, pearl necklace, etc.
Any nood digital image, picture, photograh, or anime drawing with a lone specification, in this case the number of breasticles—1. That stipulation must be followed by the sender to qualify as a one (1) tit pic.
Compare to side bewb, under būb, wet t-shirt, nipping out (cut glass), double boubble (no cut), cleavage, mounds, pearl necklace, etc.
Devin Eugene MacKingman III: "Hey @snapchatscreenname, can I see your girls like totally topless?"
@snapchatscreenname: "Sorry Devin but the answer is NO. I have a boyfriend now. You'll have to sign up for my premium for that level of interaction!"
Devin Eugene Mackingman III: "Bummer babe. Ok I'll settle for a one (1) tit pic then 😭
@snapchatscreenname: "Ugh. Fine. If you'll STFU then, Devin.. "
@snapchatscreenname: "Sorry Devin but the answer is NO. I have a boyfriend now. You'll have to sign up for my premium for that level of interaction!"
Devin Eugene Mackingman III: "Bummer babe. Ok I'll settle for a one (1) tit pic then 😭
@snapchatscreenname: "Ugh. Fine. If you'll STFU then, Devin.. "
by bowlgod December 24, 2020
Get the One (1) tit picmug. 1. A species of bird
2. Most commonly used as slang for breast.
3. A nickname for someone who is incredibly stupid.
2. Most commonly used as slang for breast.
3. A nickname for someone who is incredibly stupid.
1. There's a tit over there. Better add it to my notebook.
2. Look at dem titties...
3. You are a one-of-a-kind tit.
2. Look at dem titties...
3. You are a one-of-a-kind tit.
by QuantumToaster January 11, 2016
Get the titmug. by Mr. Moustache707 May 17, 2018
Get the Dit Titmug. That party last night was tits
by Michael Le Long July 17, 2013
Get the titsmug.