by Collin102 January 11, 2020
Get the Nub job mug.The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.
Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
Get the inside job mug.When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Snow Job mug.A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
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Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
Get the Waffle-job mug.A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.
by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020
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