muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

by Infinity_Gremlin July 23, 2021

Mudfishing

: searching for an item in an anus, usually a condom, lost primarily during intercourse, though it can be lost during

masturbation

// My buddy had some cock shrinkage last night and had to go MudFishing.

// “_____ was being dirty with a cucumber last night, lost the condom, and asked if I could go mudfishing.”

// “A doctor at the ER went mudfishing for an undersized butt plug I bought myself online.”

by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 2, 2021

Muff

A slang term for female genitalia, with big amount of pubic hair.

"Damn, she's got a nice muff"

by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina

when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 3, 2021

Maffina

Someone named Maffina is a a person who doubles is an absolute dickhead but will back you up when you need to. You should always be nice to a maffina because the favour will return eventually or it might not

X: Hey you see that guy he’s friends with maffina

Y : hes so lucky

X : yeah I have to run tho his goons might make me woof

by maffthekingofeterbeek November 20, 2021

Miffin

A Miffin is what you call a very short but cool person

Your so short, you're a Miffin

by A_childish_teennn November 21, 2021