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Kim job

1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.

2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.
by CasualT23 September 22, 2021
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bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
by jfishyy February 1, 2022
mugGet the bald jobsmug.

lapel job

An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.
Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.
by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021
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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
mugGet the Tallahassee nut jobmug.

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.
Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!
by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011
mugGet the ocular jobmug.

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.
Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.
by Hym Iam November 20, 2020
mugGet the Jobmug.

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.
After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.
by Markusftr October 24, 2020
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