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Hair Sex

The activity in which 2 or more people engage in playing, fondling, and/or pulling each other's hair to please his/or her desire for hair or to please the urge of wanting to touch their partner/partners hair for curious/fetish reasons.
The orientation of the first hair sex remains a mystery but may have started around the 80's when hair was at it's finest.
For those who wish safety and avoid htd's(Hair transmitted diseases) they may partake in protection such as hair nets or hair condoms(plastic caps or shower caps)
Dangers include messy hair, loss of hair, oily hands, lice, wig.
Humphrey wished to fulfill his fetish of afros and engaged in hair sex with a local man with a large afro named Marty.
Kelly was amazed by Keith's deathhawk, so she pinned him to a wall and began having hair sex by fondling the helpless victim's locks.
by Pierre H. January 14, 2008
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Sex Scientist

A hot woman who is heard on Playboy Radio, she is a scientist and makes Sex Pills and other vitamins, formualtions, and designs creates pills. Her name is Amy.
She talks about women's opinions of Sex and what Women like/she gives advice to men, is an inventor, scientist.
The Sex Scientist makes all kinds of vitamins and knows science and body chemistry, she invents the best pills. Her name is Amy.

The Sex Scientist knows women and what women like, he should call The Sex Scientist.

Smart sexy woman who is a scientist, and a CEO, creator.
The Sex Scientist is a model who is hot and is a real scientist who makes sex pills, she's a sex scientist.

I heard The Sex Scientist on Sirius and XM today.
The Sex Scientist created this vitamin so I know it is a good sex pill.

The Sex Scientist talked about how the science of your adrenal glands can affect your sexual performance.

This pills works, The Sex Scientist made it.

She is a scientist, but she is sexy as hell, she is a sex scientist!

Ask The Sex Scientist if you want to please your girl.
The Sex Scientist is pretty and smart.
A woman who is involved in science and you wan to do her, she is a sex scientist.
She is working on a science project but all I can think about is having sex with her, she is a sex scientist.
She is a scientist that likes sex, and a model who is smart.
by sexytime1 August 14, 2010
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rs sex

It's the most saddest, desperate, inapropiate, disgusting, retarded, stupidest thing to do in life. Who ever has RuneScape sex should be burned alive. That person should be shuned from any social activity that happens in his/her lifetime.
Holy shit he had rs sex, gtfo my house!!!!!
by Jhon of God January 5, 2009
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sex pest

A total pervert who is constantly talking about sexual actions with females either in person or on facebook.
Truffas - Paul are we going town tonight?

Paul D - Yes, we finishing in Ikon?

Truffas - Yeah too right....Is your brother coming out?

Paul D - No mate, he's looking at every photo album of every girl on his friends list.

Truffas - sex pest.

Paul D - Yeah, I bet he'll be in town at 4am ready to pounce on stragglers with his Rohypnol.
by DavCJ19 March 25, 2009
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Sex vendor

A man or woman who want/desire sex all the time
Rowan "man im so keen for sex right now"
Sam "man you think your such a sex vendor"
by Rosham2 October 26, 2009
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sex story

(hopefully this is long enough to jerk off to)
I was in my room when i looked out the window and seen a girl in a thin swimsuit and no bra, she had black duck tape x's on her nipples and i instantly got a boner, with my buldge in my pants, i ran outside and brought her to my house, she sat down and i handed her some clothes. i think she noticed my rock because she denied the clothes and strted playing with it through my pants, i reached for the tape on her huge titties, she said "not yet" I stood there confused. Despite this i pulled down my pants and i got a nice handjob, she took out a pocket pussy, handed it to me and said, "be right back". she came back with some tissue and lotion, "we wont be needing those" i said. "but why? its not like-" i stuck my rock in her mouth and gave it about 5 seconds, i came and she swallowed, i didnt care how sensitive my penis was, i put it in her pussy and caarried her all the way upstairs, we pulled a allnighter and we never took the tappe off.
by sexymanjeff May 18, 2021
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Sex Sticks

A set of sweet, sweet legs on a hot girl.
Damn! That girl has a nice set of sex sticks!

It's still light out...it's too early to wear that short clubbing skirt, my sex sticks will be showing!
by Hemeco August 19, 2011
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