cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries
"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"
by Cementjobguy March 05, 2014
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brim job

When you lick the salt off a margarita it is a brim job
“Wow this margarita is full and covered in salt” -Amy
Jen: “you should totes do a brim job”
by lilpasty September 17, 2021
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tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.
First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!
by LazyLarry27 May 01, 2021
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Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.
Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”
by pusselicka June 13, 2023
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 April 12, 2011
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nice job idiot

When a fellow Smosh fan does a good job with something, not to be used aggressively
Me: Tony, did you do that thing?
Tony: Sure did, Boss
Me: Nice job idiot
by Jeff Jezos March 15, 2024
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