PIP stick

A term used in Scotland for a crutch which someone uses to help back up their personal independent payment benefits claim.

Look at that scrounging bastard wi' his PIP stick, and there's fuck all the matter with his leg, he was playing football yesterday!

by Twadugs July 27, 2022

buttcheek on a stick

when something hurts really bad

"dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick,"

by badangsta February 10, 2021

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

by morettifinder March 14, 2018

Dickie Stick

When a male teacher leans over to help his student and his penis touches them and pricks them through his clothes

Oh man that Mr. Smith gave Beth some real dickie stick in biology yesterday

by Jimmy86 July 16, 2023

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 07, 2019

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 29, 2019

Give em a bitta Stick.

Irish slang term to describe giving someone a bit of a hard time, not always in a menacing way. Sometimes light heard.

See also, wind up; take the piss.

"Sher yer man is an awful scrote, so I give em a bitta stick. I took the piss outta him!!"

by ThebigBopper August 04, 2023