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Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.
John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha
by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021
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your dads nuts

'broo wtf theyre so miniscule that aint a shwaty?? bros shit tinnyyy"
"your dads nuts small g"
"how u know tht"
'...."
by hornywatterbottle December 9, 2021
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Deez nuts december

the time of the year where you make deez nuts jokes
Wow! Deez nuts december! it came here so fast :D
by Adorederp December 24, 2021
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Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022
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Post-nut Feels

The feeling many get, it's not warm, it's not cold. It's not happy, it's not sad. It's the feeling of nothing you get after you nut. You may ask yourself, "Why did I do this? Why is this a substitute to my lack of romance? Why does this pleasure end with such dread? Masturbation for many is an escape for the lack of love they receive from others.

This very feeling destroys most, it's that feeling of hopelessness. You don't wanna do this, yet you do. You want out of here, yet you're trapped. We are all bound by this pleasure, yet we fail to break the shackles.
Dude don't talk to me right now... I'm having bad post-nut feels.
by FlowFi November 9, 2020
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Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak
Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!
by hahasuka December 8, 2020
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Deez Fuckin Nuts

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.
Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch
by phatdaddyt February 22, 2021
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