The most amazing person you will ever meet. Will charm you with his good looks and smooth AF personality. Very flirty and playful, but when King is serious, he will do everything he can for whomever he loves. Great body and dick too #meloikeythedick
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Kingmug. by Wankingpear March 3, 2020
Get the King Hitmug. The common moment when burger king from the hit fast food franchise; "burger king" demands a human sacrifice.
by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021
Get the hungry kingmug. Lame dude who things he’s hot af but not really tho. Says they bring the mood/booze/goods/all of the above but they rarely, if ever, show up. Honestly sounds like the name of a dildo brand, but it’s fitting cause they’re usually fake dicks lol
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Ex. Posts or reposts old club/happy hour pics to their story but actually sitting at home playing an EA 2k-something game or any other basic dude-bro activity
Bro, this party sucks. We should have invited Brad because he’s the vibe king. But dude hasn’t came out with us since that one night, always posting to the story tho :/
by Rowdybb September 13, 2020
Get the Vibe kingmug. by Schminkle June 4, 2024
Get the King Dooty Bootymug. To say My king , your referring to OUR king lebron james,
people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
people glaze over this legend , hes the cutest king of them all.
Oh boy, oh boy, where do I even start! Let's talk about the incomparable LeBron James, my king LeBron, the absolute king on the court and the epitome of cuteness. LeBron, oh LeBron, you are simply magnificent! Your presence on the hardwood is like a beacon of light, illuminating the court with your regal grace and undeniable charm. Every move you make is like a stroke of brilliance, leaving us in awe of your unparalleled talent. And off the court, my king LeBron, your generosity and kindness shine through, making you not just a basketball legend, but a true hero in the hearts of fans worldwide. Oh LeBron, my king, you are truly a king among men, and we are forever grateful for the joy and inspiration you bring to us all. Long live the king!
by Lebronlover23bronnyisacutie April 5, 2024
Get the My king Lebronmug. A highly sarcastic phrase and obvious oxymoron, employed in hilarious mockery of the compulsively overcompensating, preposterously petite, inherently effeminate and doubtlessly delusional mental (and physical) midget universally loathed as the manlet. Additionally it represents the perfect example of peak manlet cope. Inflicted with catastrophic levels of manletism, brimming with manlet rage and having for decades nurtured the ironically colossal Napoleon complex that is ever-present inside of his pea-brained skull, the low IQ manlet is amusingly unable to see the biting satire implicit in the devastatingly depreciating description of himself as a Short King. Because it went over his tiny, little head. Ignorance is bliss. And so the silly manlet, moronically mesmerized by his manletism-induced delusions of grandeur, fails to realize that the whole world is backhandedly calling him a manlet all the time, until it finally dawns on him that Short King and manlet are synonymous and that there is no such thing as a Short King.
Manmore 1: Lol, why is that desperate and diminutive little manlet boy laboriously dragging around that stolen garden gnome over there? Manmore 2: It must be dwarven date night. Apparently the Short King has finally found his Prince Charming. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 1, 2024
Get the Short Kingmug.