Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.

First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!

by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021

dishwashing job

A fun experience.

Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.

by Fat crab person August 4, 2020

Job card

A discussion that one brings up when hitting a dead end in a conversation about illegal immigration, claiming they are stealing work from americans.

Those mexicans are stealing jobs from americans.

No, unless you want more american citizens mowing lawns or working at McDonald's. don't pull the Job card.

by VirtualWaffle November 18, 2010

Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

by MrCrypes February 11, 2021