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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
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pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra
He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick
by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016
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Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.
annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
(bloe-johb)
by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023
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opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
by Snowchick December 13, 2017
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Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008
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Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.
Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile
by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023
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Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.
Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!
by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024
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