The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"
by KyriePerving69 October 18, 2017
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CORN CHIP BLOW JOB

A CORN CHIP BLOW BLOW JOB IS THE ACT OF EATING SOME CORN CHIPS AND CHEWING BUT NOT SWALLOWING,

THEN PROCEEDING TO GIVE ORAL SEX TO A PARTNER.
MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ITS BEEN THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND STINGS BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME A CORN CHIP BLOW JOB LAST NIGHT.
by MuddyBottoms August 30, 2021
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Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.
I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.
by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019
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Noolf Job

To Receive sexual favors of all kinds except vaginal or anal penetration
That bitch was such a tease that all i got was a Noolf Job
by Fuckin Omar May 01, 2012
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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 08, 2024
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Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.
Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!
by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022
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cabin job

I don't know. Somebody might give somebody a "Cabin Job". Or somebody gives them a "cabin job". From my sources it appears to be some kind of unusual sexual practice that may be limited to the southern United States, particularly north Georgia. Any more information from some participants would be helpful.
Somebody going to give me a { cabin job}.
by zerwau October 04, 2017
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