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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
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Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.
"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."
by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025
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Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower
Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025
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Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Chode Butter

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
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Peanut Butter Leprechaun

The action of covering your feet in peanut butter and smearing it on one’s window.
Someone Peanut Butter Leprechauned John’s house while he was at work!
by Coskea April 27, 2025
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