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John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.
1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.
by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.
there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.
by MikeTheMainMan May 27, 2018
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john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022
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Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.
guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?
by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021
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John

John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.
by God has a huge cock February 3, 2022
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john

random normal guy that works at some company you have no idea exists
guy 1: *working*
john: *walks up* my shift is done
guy 1: ok?
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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