bag of wank

Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.

Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.

by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004

Dyke Bag

Someone who pisses you off.

Sean is such a dyke bag.
Mr. Hartzell is being a dyke bag.

by PreschoolHostage November 6, 2007

GIZ BAG

To be full of spunk. A homo.

That guy is a giz bag

by jon coll March 2, 2004

nap bag

A person who is so utterly boring it makes you want to take a nap.

Dude, I totally fell asleep in class today because my religion prefessor is such a nap bag.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

gine-bag

one who posesses the skills and traits of a female. also the placement of the female genetalia on a males body causeing him to make decisions like or the same as a female. this will result in humiliation and cruel pussy jokes to be made by all persons in the surrounding area.

stop being such a gine-bag, lets get drunk!

by Vincent Fiore November 1, 2006

douche bag

when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded

guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.

by joooooo July 24, 2008

carry on bag

The act of pulling the condom over the testicles as well as the penis in order to enhance sexual pleasure or just for warmth. Some swimmers have also been known to use the carry on bag technique for better hydrodynamic movement.

Michael Phelps broke the world record again! but you could definitely tell he carry on bagged the shit outta that race.
Dude i heard jay brought a carry on bag while he was fuckin michelle and she loved it!

by bifold champion February 19, 2011