Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.
by misstara007 August 27, 2021

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.
by GeeLuver September 26, 2022

by OTot90 February 22, 2025

A patch of pubic hair on someone's gentiles. The person shaves most of their pubic area and leaves a small patch to show off their adulthood.
by Fairly odd twat January 5, 2021

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
by AuraKing December 8, 2018

Water is an element from the earth in which it has sugar in it because the sugar is scared from the tounge creature drinking the water so the molecules hide and it gets very very small and hides and if you drink the waterrrr u can get stomach aches so if you ever wondered why you get stomach aches after drinking water this is why because it gives you a stomach ache and makes you act retarted.
by Your local scientist March 8, 2019

by dudedaddmac1992 June 5, 2023
