ethan colburns life

a completely meaningless black hole of inconsequential boredom

i cant explain ethan colburns life my dude

by Casserole x Shrek June 19, 2018

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

Darkest Life

When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.

Tom: Hey man how you been, enjoying the weather
Hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life

by Africanwarrior92 July 9, 2018

Life-saving extraction

Physical removal of an individual from a situation that is life threatening and not compatible with continued life; when a person is removed from a dangerous situation where death is imminent.

He waited patiently for a life-saving extraction from the crimes against humanity committed by the regime founded on organized crime.

by Rosegoldqueen1 July 12, 2018

No Life

A player that has no life because it afks 24/7

Vasi23: U are a no lifer
VenO23: No u, you AFK 24/7

Vasi23: *dies*

by Quatn July 18, 2018

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018