Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.
Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.
by texlex61 January 27, 2009
Get the White Trash Exchange mug.The shade of white used on iPod brand headphones. A person listening to an iPod (as opposed to another brand mp3 player or a radio) can often be easily picked out based on the color of their headphones. Real iPods are popular on the black market, thus making them more likely to be stolen.
I went out and bought some black earbuds because I didn't like walking around wearing the mug-me white ones.
by Rat Fink October 27, 2008
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White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .
It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.
“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”
-“Hey, do you like my new top?
-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”
by Adam Andros December 24, 2020
Get the White Girl Yoga mug.Once a week White King Wednesday is celebrated by White people by eat grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast.
commonly performed by white supremacists who got mad they had no holiday for themselves.
commonly performed by white supremacists who got mad they had no holiday for themselves.
by Jenks300 August 15, 2022
Get the White king Wednesday mug.In a business environment, everyone plays their roles as designed and expected.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
The natural hierarchy is rarely rocked, due to the fear of sticking out, seeming petty, and of being blackballed.
Vendors over laugh at jokes to secure contracts, CEOs compliment staff in public because they once read something that says to compliment people in public, and nervous account executives overemphasize their local weather to open up zoom calls.
Essentially, everyone does and acts as predicted and as they are supposed to.
Kayfabe is rarely broken.
Yurk: Hey, how is that RFP you are working on, I know it has been taking up alot of your time.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
Rick: It has. I feel like breaking White Collar Kayfabe and just telling the prospect how smart they would look to their bosses by going with us, and how their history of stealing ideas from RFPs and labelling them as their own is why other companies don't want to work with them, but I can't. I have to play *THE GAME*.
Yurk: Ya, you definitely CAN'T break White Collar Kayfabe, you would get blackballed in your industry.
by Mike109999 February 21, 2022
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1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
Get the White Knight Syndrome mug.A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
by aHuman June 12, 2014
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