in and out like an alley cat

someone who comes home as and when they need to and never stays long before there off again

" Dave your in and out like an alley cat!"

by pktraceur March 20, 2012

your cat fat attack

It’s worst than granny tranny but it kills on impact.It will destroy the world if you say this so use it wisely since you can only use it once

Joe: your mom gay
Matt:No you
Joe: your granny tranny
Matt:your cat fat attack
Joe: *dies* this is the worst spell of the century!!

your cat fat attack means that you kill them on impact and they explode.

by YOURMOMGAYANDTRANNY March 20, 2018

crazy cat person (ccp)

- A person whom cares more about their cats than themselves, others and or the Game Of Thrones series.

- A Person whom lives mostly alone, sewing cat outfits and may eat catfood themselves to get to know the cat-habitant even better.

Crazy Cat Person (ccp)

Hehe: Yo mama is a ccp! = your mother is crazy cat person.

#Sex Jokes: Dat booty... to bad she smells like a ccp! = Dat hoe smells like a cat's litter box / cat toilet.

Offencive?: Crazy cat woman? Thats offencive, rather say "crazy cat person!" = Dont call a person crazy cat male/female, say Person so in chase she is a Extreme feminist.

by The Poop Lord March 16, 2015

Im gona nom your cat

basicly some words will be switched for there other meanings

nom for eat cat for pussy so it means "im gona eat your pussy"

Girl:hey
Guy:im gona nom your cat ;)
Girl:...

by triscuits2662 April 25, 2011

All dogs must chase the cat.

the basic fact of life, which literally means that all playaz gotta work to get the pussy.

"All dogs must chase the cat."
"Word to your mother."

by Nick D May 30, 2003

Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

by MathPlus December 10, 2021

2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely hot. Very Humid.

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005