crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024

Pacific Rim Job

originating from the movie "pacific rim" where a huge mecha robot is piloted by 2 pilots that have a neural bridge connection, thus being completely mentally in sync. this verb is used when two people are so in sync and owning in an activity (gaming, making jokes, cooking, sports ,overall any activity needed two people completing each other with no words said. tldr you so in sync and fuckin too good at it

that play we made was a total pacific rim job.
they're too good at team uno, they're totally pacific rim jobing us.

by anonymous April 6, 2024