Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018

Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.

Tom and Jerry did Alabama river spooning for pornhub.

by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019

Super duper spooky

When something is SO spooky , sooooo scary that it isn't super spooky but super duper spooky

Boi it was super duper spooky when that radio got on by its self

by Levi piepie October 20, 2019

Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.

E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.

by Henge November 5, 2019

Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

Cojak wadda spoofing

When a person goes on a crystal methamphetamine binge for 5+ days and blows a load in another Humans mouth with high concentrations of meth, getting the receiving human a high and ultimately a crack addiction

Should of seen the other weekend bro, gave this one weena a cojak wadda spoofing, she was off her head

by Waddaspoofin April 29, 2020

kim jong spoon

*Confused Spoon Noises*

Kim Jong Spoon Will consume your soul

by ChingChongVietnam#Wong May 9, 2020