Good Penis Day

A day when your penis is larger and floppier than normal.

Once Barry realized he was having a good penis day, nothing could get him down.

by jbarryd October 27, 2016

Penis enlargement pills

Make you’re dick grow

Hey, would you like any Penis enlargement pills🤦 ♀️

by Mmmmm gayyy March 4, 2019

Stinky penis shit

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.

Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night

by Jamermoo April 23, 2019

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

Seth Rogen Penis

A circumcised penis.

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020

cum-cum-penis

cum with penis

Derived from cum meaning "combined with" and cum meaning "ejaculate"

I'm always thirsty for cum-cum-penis

by Seshato November 19, 2020

little penis land

little penis land is a faction on the famous DREAM SMP

i live in little penis land

by HalfSICKO January 11, 2021