Ginger penis 

"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.

Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.

There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.

Ask your mom she felt it last night

THE Ginger Penis

Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!

Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful

Ginger penis by UserVetTrill November 12, 2020

Strawberry Flavored Penis 

Strawberry Flavored (Penis) is when one of your guy buddies pulls girls left and right and doesn't even try to do so. He often times has no clue that the girl is even in to him but he still ends up at least getting her number. For some reason girls must be able to pick up on the scent of the strawberry effect and they have no choice but to be drawn to him.

He went home with that girl from last night? Damn he must have a Strawberry Flavored Penis!

He hooked up with another chick last night? Strawberry Flavor must have been in full effect.

Strawberry Flavored Penis by tomtomtofu January 17, 2010

Rainbow Penis 

This penis is humongous in other words makes horse jealous. Yes this penis is also the color of the fucking rainbow. There is only two ways you can get a Rainbow penis and it is 1. You are born with it. 2. A person with a Rainbow penis cums out another Rainbow penis which only happens in rare occasions. The Rainbow penis is very sensitive to touching so its very easily erected. When the person sucks the Rainbow penis alright they get regular semen, if they suck it great they get Skittles, if they suck it fantastically they get Starburst, but if they suck it majestically they get their very own Rainbow penis.

Did you see Becca's massive Rainbow penis? When I was sucking the massive cock I got Starburst. What did you get?

Rainbow Penis by MajesticRainbowPenis July 28, 2014

Paleo Penis 

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.

Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."

Paleo Penis by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014

Small Penis Truck 

A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.

The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.

These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage, insulting others, starting fights and claiming that women that ignore them "must be lesbians".

This condition can only be cured if these men are mocked mercilessly. To help them, you should point and laugh at their trucks. Hopefully this will get through to them that the truck doesn't make up for their penis inferiority complex.

"Check out that guy. He must feel inferior about his manliness because he's driving a Small Penis Truck.

Small Penis Truck by Mako34 August 20, 2011

smurf penis 

The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs

Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn

That blue hose looks like a smurf penis

smurf penis by BlueLongDong April 16, 2014

pebble penis 

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

pebble penis by blamblamglam December 10, 2013