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Phantom Nut Syndrome

A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.
She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.
by Halfaman December 19, 2009
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kung-fu nut

1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
by Hans Job December 29, 2007
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Benga nut mouth

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery
by Vorowitz March 4, 2019
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Swallow The Whole Nut

Similar to Swallow The Whole Meat however this saying holds much much more power. Saying this to or about someone means that you are bitching them out or they are getting fucked in such a way that their dad will realize he should of worn a condom.
1.) "Hey Tim, just found out I have stage 4 terminal cancer".

(Tim) "Damn bro. Mother Nature basically just told you to swallow the whole nut".

2.) "My mom kept bitching because I wouldn't clean my jizz so I told her to swallow the whole nut".
by TitaniumRod August 3, 2019
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Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.
Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.
by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019
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Chug my nut

To chug someone's spirm
by Mytholas August 10, 2018
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Chad Nut November

Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.

Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.

Good luck.
Example in conversation:

Person 1: I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting.

Person 2: You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after some 2-3/10's if you do.

Person 1: Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers.

Person 2: Good luck man!
by Beemster November 21, 2019
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