God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023

God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Cold Comfort God Roll

Something other than women that Crobe344 cannot get

Yo dude I just got the Cold Comfort God Roll
Crobe: Fuck you man...

by AstralSync October 29, 2023

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

God Save The King

“God Save The King” is the national anthem of the United Kingdom

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING!

What is the lyrics to the National Anthem

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING!
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE KING!
GOD SAVE THE KING!
SEND HIM VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US:
GOD SAVE THE KING!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HIM BE PLEASED TO POUR;
LONG MAY HE REIGN:
MAY HE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE KING

by Monkey2007bup October 29, 2023

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023