Zoootd

messed up

i'm really zoootd right now

by the real designer..z..18 August 23, 2011

Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zooted

I word used by extraordinarily ghetto people to let people know how intoxicated they are

That bul Ryan was soo zooted

by STF922 February 23, 2015

Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

Zooted

To be muscular or beefy

Dude you been hittin the gym, you look zooted!

by Mmmmmaaatttttp April 15, 2016

Zoodycap

When you are too dummy lit to cope with life.

Did you see Bill he was at the point of being Zoodycap last night.

by Archurro October 2, 2016

Zoot

When someone fucks up you yell "zoot!"

Bill : "damn I dropped my icecream"
Joe: "Zoot!"

by Jalen the defined October 31, 2016