war in the woods

An incestious game played between younger children in the woods. Usually involving brothers and sisters who perform despicible acts of sexual behavior.

Dont hang out with her, she used to play war in the woods with her brothers.

by kingspubforlife April 25, 2010

tiger woods

His real name is eldrick!

Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!

by cartman5000 July 29, 2004

Mill Woods

Also known as Kill Woods, Kill Hoods, the Hood.
A large neighbourhood in South Edmonton, Alberta. The sketchiest neighbourhood in Western Canada.

Children learn quickly not to go out even 2 minutes past dark. Turn a corner and bam-you're stuck in a gang fight or drug deal.
A ravine stretches across most of the area, where most of the sketchy stuff happens. 1 murder or rape happens there per week.
The International Immigration pot of Alberta. Once a week your house will be smelling like Curry, Friedrice, or Butter Chicken, (or pretty much any indian or chinese food) . Your clothes will never get the smell out of them.

"Hey kid could you go out and walk the dog?"
"Dad, it's 8 o'clock in Mill Woods, there's no way im going out there"

by Killhoodsian January 10, 2012

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008

Woods

Whites only one day soon

In prison if your Caucasian You run with the woods (white people ) this is known as prison politics

by Psidomym March 15, 2019

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008