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muppet whistle 

1.

when a boy or man has big and/or curly hair.

2.

An ugly guy between the ages of 14-18.

3.

something you say or do when you see an ugly guy.
1.

Heather: "whoa! look at that guys hair! he's a muppet!"

2.

Jessica: "that guy wants to dance with me."

Marie: "no way!! he's a muppet!"

3.

Girl 1to Girl 2: "I saw this hideous guy at the club the other night and he asked me to dance, so i had to blow the *muppet whistle*!"
muppet whistle by reinbby June 30, 2011
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slut whistle 

Another name for a blowoff valve on a turbo charged car.
Just installed a slut whistle on my WRX, ain't it sweet?
slut whistle by spaceyyy February 16, 2014

Steam Whistle 

The act of pulling/sucking on the penis (giving head), and your boyfriend farts simultaneously.
Jenny sucker me off so good I made her an honorary captian of of my tug boat! I said , "way to blow that Steam Whistle Honey" - Thought she'd get mad , she just laughed, let me blame it on the dog and smiled! Keep sucking Baby. :)
Steam Whistle by Snapking September 23, 2016

fart whistle 

Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
Damn SETH that was a Damn good fart whistle! ;)
fart whistle by broley38 August 24, 2017

Deep Whistle 

Blowing into one's deep anal hole mimicking playing the flute in six grade.
He went so crazy on me he even did a deep whistle

Pissed as a Whistle 

"Fuck they killed me I'm pissed as a whistle."

Off my whistle

Mate, i was off my whistle last night like a tramp in a bus stop
Off my whistle by Ribbyrich November 7, 2007