pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

Dead Weight

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.

My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.

by Swift. C May 22, 2016

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

weigher

something...like an item to fit snuggly and comfortably into your fist. Example: rock, piece of metal wrapped in cusion or medic tape. used in fights to make your fist weigh more so it has more affect.

yo i just got hit from a dude and i think he had a weigher cause i think my jaw is shattered.

by Jester........R. W. 40/ 4 life. June 16, 2008

weight

It is the measurement of how fat you are.

Your weight is 400lbs

by Bannana_Toast May 14, 2018

Weighlyn

Fine as hell, has a great heart, will cook for you and also a great name for you’re kids

Damn I need me a weighlyn

Husband material as fuck

by Real shit💯 April 2, 2019