Disney wanker

Someone who thinks Disney is better than anything else and wants everyon else to like it as much as them to

That guy i was talking to is obsessed with Disney he can’t talk about everything other than Disney what a complete Disney wanker

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

wanker blanker

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

by el ga December 1, 2013

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

by BM82 January 9, 2015

Network Wanker

"That guys who is obsessed with networking"

"I'll network you some girls for the party"
"Cheers, network wanker"

by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016

Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.

"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."

by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016