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Twitter Rehab

The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
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Twitter Whore

1. One who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @StupidBitch: "I can't believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums". @StupidBitch: "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!! #pt #allgone" @StupidBitch retweeted "I saw a butterfly today. It reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. I cried for like 3 hours."
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
by Mellow Mick January 5, 2014
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Twitter language

The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang
Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
by SuperGoat636 April 7, 2021
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TB Twister

When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.
I stopped working out with Frank after I saw him crank off a TB twister in the locker room.
by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019
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Twitterection

A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"

No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
EX:

- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"

- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
by Oh_Gee_Stephie August 6, 2009
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Hershey Twister

The act of "chilidogging" a person, and the person eats the feces off their chest and begins to "snowball" with the other person and the other partner then "feltches" the remaining feces on the other persons chest into their anus and then "alabama hotpockets" the person with the feces.
Giovanni was feeling quite kinky so he gave his girlfriend a Hershey Twister.
by Campbells June 28, 2006
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Deep Web Twitter

The deep web version of Twitter. If you are not into child pornography, don't ever in your life go there. Following someone on that site, most probably, leads to you to some disturbing scat child porn or rape. And I'm pretty sure you don't want to end up in prison.
I went to Deep Web Twitter... I made a huge mistake.
by thatGu December 30, 2014
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