The act of attempting to decease yourself being a twitterholic (tweets more then 20 times per day). Usually fails.
Person 1: Hey, I see you haven't updated your twitter in the last five minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
Person 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm in twitter rehab."
by RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! RAWR! June 7, 2009
Get the Twitter Rehab mug.1. One who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
2. One who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. One who follows many accounts about relationships, sex, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. Most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren't even having sex.
4. One whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @StupidBitch: "I can't believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums". @StupidBitch: "I WANT ANOTHER ONE!!! #pt #allgone" @StupidBitch retweeted "I saw a butterfly today. It reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. I cried for like 3 hours."
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
2. @StupidBitch: "How dare you treat me like this?!? I don't see what I did wrong". @StupidBitch retweeted "I want to text you and ask what I honestly did wrong. But I know I didn't do anything"
3. @StupidBitch retweeted Sexology's tweet: "Sex would be perfect right now". @StupidBitch retweeted LoveQuotes' tweet: "You don't know how much it hurts when you ignore me". @StupidBitch retweeted Relationships' tweet: "i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one".
4. @StupidBitch: "i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. Country is where its at #lukebryan" @StupidBitch: "I can make your bed rock. #youngmoney".
NOTE: All of the previous examples were actual tweets found on Twitter in my news feed from many different Twitter Whore (s). There are actual people doing these acts and saying this horseshit. Just let that sink in for a second.
by Mellow Mick January 5, 2014
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The most cringe and weird language. Makes you feel pain inside. Usually consists of: SKHSKSHSKSHDK - STAN DREAM *insert awful fan cam* - stay mad 😘 - YAASS - twitter do your thang
Twitter user #1: OMG I JUST MINED COAL IN MINECRAFT AHHHH
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
Twitter user #2: YOUR SUCH A QUEEN OMG SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
Normal Person #1: why am I feeling pain inside?
Normal Person #2: they’re speaking twitter language, you get use to it unfortunately.
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by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019
Get the TB Twister mug.A "Twitterection" is the sexual arousal a male feels when overly excited by something of or related to the globally used online community sensation, Twitter. Times at which this strange phenomenon can occur include, but is not limited to, the reaching of a Tweeter's previously set goals and/or the reading of a "Followed" Twitter user's "Tweet"
No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
No female version of this occurrence has been recorded on file as of yet.
EX:
- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"
- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
- "OMG! Reaching my 10,000th Tweet has given me a Twitterection!"
- "Ashton Kutcher is shopping with Demi Moore at Barney's? That's Twitterection inducing!"
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Get the Twitterection mug.The act of "chilidogging" a person, and the person eats the feces off their chest and begins to "snowball" with the other person and the other partner then "feltches" the remaining feces on the other persons chest into their anus and then "alabama hotpockets" the person with the feces.
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