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Tinkle Shy

The inability to urinate in public, for example in a public restroom or port-a-potty.
"Pee faster, the movie is about to start!"
"I'm tinkle shy, give me a minute"
by rosio April 22, 2016
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TwinkleTwos

When your two year old son is pronounced either homo sexual, homophobic or inept socially at his socialscorecard 2 year cerebral ceremony, where an expert ascertains how much gay has rubbed of from fathers to son.
TwinkleTwos expert analysis suggests gay men hold back their flamboyance around children to prevent the fag in them rubbing off on pupils.

The expert looks for copying a child's gay father's flamboyant lispy limp wrist hand gestures, complete with over-multi-variate high-frequency tones fluctuating emotionally between octaves so to imbalance dysharmonic variant amplitude resonance reverberativity reoscillative relay retail rhetoric recreatable retales retailing rampant reign relapses repeting rerun reepisodic realmalgamated reimposternate of daddy copying another stereotypical prancer who twinkles on two toes aka TwinkleTwos.
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Tinkle Oath

The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.
Person One "We're gonna be friends forever"
Person Two "Not unless we do the tinkle oath"
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tinkletits

The act of producing discharge from a man's nipples.
"Winston sure gave me a ravaging case of tinkletits when he took me from behind at church yesterday!"
by Ovulating_Nun August 27, 2017
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tinkletits

The act of producing discharge from a man's nipples.
"Boy, Winston sure gave me a ravaging case of the tinkletits when he took me from behind at church yesterday!"
by Ovulating_Nun August 27, 2017
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thinklebug

You know, man, the thinklebug.
by Zcharles April 19, 2018
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Twinkle Toe

The male version of the female Camel Toe; but embarrassingly smaller in size.
The dynamic duo showed up to the costume party with Robin sporting a generous camel toe and Batman a mere twinkle toe.
by Robin B. Wonder November 6, 2017
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