Tombstone Tackle

Position done in a graveyard where you have the female bend over a tombstone, then you lay on top of her and fuck her doggie style.

I tombstone tackled bridgette all night long.

by JDAltazar January 29, 2003

Tombstoning

An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.

"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."

or

"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."

by Bontempi July 29, 2007

Tomase

When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.

Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...

by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008

tomburkinshaw

Swahili Name: Muhanga
Size: 24 inches at the shoulder
Weight: 88 to 143 pounds
Lifespan: 23 years in captivity
Diet: Omnivorous "would be a vegatarian, but doesn't like vegatables"
Gestation: 7 months
Predators: Humans, lions, hyenas, leopards, pythons, agents
Hobbies: Skateboarding, finding the answers to similtaneous equations using matrices, then saying w00t on getting the right answer, encoding messages into long strings of binary code.

You're totally not as bling as tomburkinshaw, he is da blackest white man!

by 010000100110010101101110 November 25, 2004

TMBS

TMBS an acronym for Too Much Bull Shit.

That ad just set off my bull shit detector it definitely had TBMS.

Way TMBS.

by K111A222L333E444D555 May 23, 2006

Tomás

A tomas is a usual guy. Hes more than likely irish and very tall. He is a good looking chap and gets manys goodlooking women the odd time! Hes a hero to all and his haters boost his confidence! Hes the type that would have a crush on a girl but cant get the confidence to tell her and when she come to him to talk about her problems with boys he listens and wishes he was one of them boys.

Guy1: Get the shift?
Guy2: Yeah 3 bures
Guy1: Aboy Tomás!!

Girl1: Shift me?
Girl2: No shift me
Tomás : Hey theres room for two in my mouth!
Girl 1 + 2: Awwwwwwww

Guy: I hate you ya cunt!
Tomás : Jee Thanks!!!! :)

by Durr333333333333333333 June 29, 2011

tomasso

1) One that sluts himself out for candy
2) One that lures children with candy for sexual pleasure.
3) Horny Asian candy dealer.

I got candy from that tomasso around the corner last night. My ass hurts. I thought I heard a vishal but I was mistaken.

by ramalama dingdong February 19, 2008