Tombstoning

Burring someone up to there neck and then T bagging them!
Morning love fancy a bit of Tombstoning?
by BillyBallBag January 26, 2022
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69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone
Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.

Me: I hope she gave u herpes
by Ekaj June 12, 2008
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Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.
I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"
by BSE123 February 10, 2018
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Tombstoning

An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stoolslip out and still be able to suck it back in.
"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."

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"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."
by Bontempi June 27, 2007
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Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)
by Necros are us May 30, 2012
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'tombstoning' - diving off rocks and cliff faces into a body of water such as a lake, pond, the ocean, etc.

The term 'tombstoning' is more commonly used in the UK and Europe than in North America.
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A top Australian bodyboarder is still recovering in hospital after breaking his legs while "tombstoning" in west Cornwall.
by Steven Biars August 02, 2005
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Tombstone

The act of flipping your sexual partner upside down and performing the standing 69. Inspired by The Undertaker.
I was performing the tombstone during foreplay last night.
by Johndon4578 December 18, 2013
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