Dirty Mind

When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??

*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know

*You*: ITS A POCKET!!

*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
by 2DRY4U December 09, 2021
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dirty mind

It's a word you use when someone is being kinda sus, Like when you say something but someone hears it inappropriately.
Person 1: OMG THAT'S REALLY BIG

Person 2: ...WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Person 2: *opens door*

Person 1: hm?

person 3: we were just talking about how big my closet was

person 2: oh ok...

person 2: *closes door*

person 2: I'm Dirty Minded
by NikkiiAlann (❁´◡`❁) December 16, 2021
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Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
by Mr. Yellowed October 24, 2011
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Interstate of mind

Phenomena that occurs after exiting the interstate in which the driver continues to drive at high speeds (65+) through low speed zones (30-) such as neighborhoods and school crossings. Many speeding tickets are thought to be the result of this.
"Do you know how fast you were going through town?"

"75, I know....I'm still in the interstate of mind."
by dedle January 02, 2012
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Mind Arson

When everything in your mind crashes and burns as a result of some unfortunate event.
Person 1: How'd you do on your test?

Person 2: I failed. Time to go commit mind arson.
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mind monkey

A person whose thoughts race around their mind like monkeys flying through the trees. Erratic and unpredictable...
That mind monkey made Me forget what I was thinking before I knew I was thinking it...
by Ham face July 19, 2020
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mind fuckboy

When you have a mutual attraction to someone but there's so many mind games being played that a relationship never becomes established. Never actually hook up.
"He told me he felt the same way I did after I was already over him, what a mind fuckboy."
by Sometimesmybraindoes November 28, 2015
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